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If you need to get in touch with me, please e-mail the appropriate address below.

Keep in mind that Friday is considered a weekly holiday for Pastafarians, therefor any message sent on a Friday will not reach me until Saturday.

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COPPA (Children's Online Privacy Protection Act)
Please be aware that as a non-commercial entity, I am not legally obligated to abide by COPPA. That said, if your child is under 13 years of age and you can prove you are the legally responsible parent or guardian, I am fully willing to comply with requests to disable your child's account.
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Please be aware that I will publish a warrant canary. I will, however, comply with any gag order prohibiting me from revealing what information was requested.